Today would be a great day to fire Ross Atkins.

He hit his only HR at a game I was at, during an 11 game winning streak during one of the most disappointing Blue Jays seasons of all time.

There is absolutely nothing redeeming about this season. Nothing salvageable whatsoever. Start firing people and sell at the deadline. #BlueJays

moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

Blue Jays 1st round picks since 2016 T.J. Zeuch, '16, -0.6 WAR Logan Warmoth, '17, N.A. Nate Pearson, '17, -0.9 WAR Jordan Groshans, '18, -0.1 WAR Alek Manoah, '19, 7.5 WAR Austin Martin, '20, -0.4 WAR Gunnar Hoglund, '21, N.A. Brandon Barriera, '22, N.A. Arjun Nimmala, '23, N.A.

It’s actually amazing how much the 2024 Blue Jays have killed my desire to watch baseball. In the past I’ve tuned into games even when they’re playing like shit. Now I’d rather spend my time doing literally anything else. Sucks when your team is bad but also has no direction

A member of our #BlueJays family since 2013 💙 Thank you, Jano, for all that you’ve meant to our team, for the leader you were in our clubhouse, and for everything you did in our community.

A great teammate, tremendously hard worker, and friend to all. Thank you for everything, Yusei 💙❤️ とても頼りになるリーダーであり、最高のチ-ムメイト、そしてみんなの友達。　雄星、今まで本当にありがとう御座いました！

Sakurai every time he makes a Super Smash Bros. game:

Jaws Canada

Welcome to Mario Kart!

This is the last straw for Ross, dude took on a dogshit contract and still didn’t get his guy, generational loser that cannot get fired fast enough.

i legitimately wish nothing but the worst for Roki Sasaki's career

The Toronto Blue Jays.

I guess this is the "What if we put an aggrieved 78-year-old narcissistic sociopath, a drug-addled multibilionaire-turned-social-media-shitposter, and a gaggle of anti-establishment kooks in charge of the world's most powerful country" part of the simulation

Keep dreaming buddy.

Covid fear mongering over a study that only included data up until 2019.