s(hes) bro(ken)

This is giving my planking vibes. Genz is falling apart

3,450 pounds of garbage were left behind on Lake Tahoe after 4th of July weekend, which is over twice the haul from the year before. "Patriotic" Americans leaving behind thousands of pounds of trash for environmentalists to clean up is a perfect metaphor for our country's future.

Wow I gotta say Ana De Armas

Kyle XY but he has a belly button but no butthole

Nancy Pelosi in the rubble of her Pacific Heights mansion after China attacks San Francisco

You either die a hero (Andy Dwyer) or live long enough to see yourself become a villain (Chris Pratt)

im fucking shaking is this real

My power move is adding every single person that views me on LinkedIn when I’m drunk

Uhm did everyone know that the Hiccup Girl from like 2005 was sentenced to LIFE IN PRISON? I want the netflix show now

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

House of the dragon is fine and all but I have realized that about 90% of every episode is just people giving each other some of the dirtiest looks I’ve ever seen and no dialogue

gm

“I thought u were amewican” vibes

Verified by my local sushi restaurant because I absolutely spend more than $8 a month there

Whoever created the name Gaylord was completely unhinged I wish I could have met them

Does everyone realize that the photo effects they’re going crazy about have been available on MacBook PhotobBooth since 2009?

Just to make it clear, Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton is the song of the century.

Damn twitter just fucking sucks now what a shame