first glance i thought this was fezco and kat😭

summer afternoon

ariel and eric had me giggling and kicking my feet like😭😭the chemistry was off the charts i couldn’t handle it

Jeremy allen white hosting snl and they do a skit where he is willy wonka and runs the chocolate factory like the bear

I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda

why does he move like a muppet here

were you the kid who screamed “STOOOPPPPP 😭!!! STOP FIGHTINNGGGG” when ur parents were arguing or were you the kid who silently played on ur nintendo ds

That was-a NOT what I-a meant . . .

HE WAS HOLDING HIS BELT ??

“women have it easy because they can just sleep their way to the top” well spread those cheeks baby boy! nobody is stopping you

need a brown eyed nerd in my bed right now

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just incase santa wants a different type of cookie tonight

date someone who doesn’t play about The Muppet Christmas Carol

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok - was i cool - was i fun - did you have fun - did i do anything wrong

YOU SICK FUCK