Matt Hard(l)y (@brokenrp13) 's Twitter Profile
Matt Hard(l)y

@brokenrp13

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Both friendly and NSFW roleplay

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calendar_today27-03-2023 15:19:11

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Goes outside with doggo and it lightly snowing AGAIN Robins are pecking for worms. I look at doggo. Let's chase 'em off, they're friggin' liars. Doggo's tail wags and that is our early morning exercise. Early bird gets the worm unless you're a lying robin. No more snow kindly?

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// My phones says I run 5 Miles per hour. If there is one thing I learned from Dude, Where's My Car? It is that the average speed of an ostrich is 27... If they decide a hostile take over. I am still screwed. Still don't trust those buggers.

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Ladies, my friend Alexa Bliss is looking for a lover. Women only please. She is very much into other females. So if you would like to show her a good time. Please do.

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Would love to give a special tweet to Nik . She is such a wonderful person and is overcoming so much. I am so happy to know her.

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// Yeah, my 3 day streak of 5 miles in 58 minutes is impressive Yeah, I am an amazing air guitarist at mile 4. But can we talk about how I chased 13 squirrels and a groundhog for my doggo? That's love. Love you puppeh.

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// Out on a run this morning and these 3 songs come up when I hit random on my player: Game Of Thrones Theme, The Sopranos Theme... A few songs later the theme to Sex And The City (Its catchy ok) . Moral of the story, even my workouts are sponsored by HBO Max???

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// Still trying to wrap my head around Harry's Shaving Co. Isn't the point of shaving to be less hairy? I think I am going to subscribe to Elmer Fudd's Hair Club For Men next. - 1:30 AM work thoughts.