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Paul B

@BrokenBennett

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calendar_today17-02-2010 16:49:05

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Adelaide is offering 20% incentives on e-bikes , cargo bikes and bike parking racks to residents as part of a sustainability drive.

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I'm amazed teams/riders get away with slagging off their sponsors so readily. Is it not in their contract not to say their bike is a piece of Italian junk?

I'm amazed teams/riders get away with slagging off their sponsors so readily. Is it not in their contract not to say their bike is a piece of Italian junk?
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GIF keyboard being a thing in the corporate world still feels utterly WILD to me.

Who remembers being told an emoji was unprofessional? Now we're responding with short clips from cartoons (or worse).

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Thoughts and prayers for the bloke who got the work charity fancy dress day wrong by a month so is sat in the office in his PJs with a sleep mask on his forehead.

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I know IT security is important but there must be some balance. I can't currently do my job as macros and a function I've used for a decade plus are both blocked. Likewise, I now need two laptops at all times as MS web applications are also now blocked.

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5:30AM beach bunch ride again; didn't blow up, didn't get lost/dropped (in group 2). Still brought a knife to a gun fight with the Ribble compared with people on TT bikes/aero bikes

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Asked, given it's not currently booked, to view an Airbnb (so ยฃยฃยฃ) with the potential to book it for a further 3 months. The response was 'you can drive past the front'. Next...

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It's starting to become clear why this group is so tough to keep up with. Multiple high performers, including an iron man world champ (multiple for his age category), a guy that used to win the local marathon, and someone who competed in the gravel world champs!

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i'm begging american companies to hire british people to check their product names for them

fucking knob, man. jesus wept ๐Ÿ˜…

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The fast guy was pushed for time today so did we go:

A) less far than usual; or,
B) at an even more ridiculous pace?

Reader: it was not option A nor was it flat!

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I assumed the bottle of red wine that was a welcome gift in the Airbnb would be complete toss, but it's actually very quaffable... Perhaps you can't get a bad bottle from the Barossa?

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Oi Disney+ sort out your 'Error Code 83' nonsense. It worked absolutely fine yesterday through MS Edge and nothing has changed so why is it now not working? And no, I can't install the app as it's a work managed machine.

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