new year’s resolutions: - have fun - get high - get drunk - do drugs - make love - get fucked - evolve

VPN set to New York, my mayor is Zohran Mamdani too

i love cross dressers , whores , addicts, people who've had abortions, transexuals, queers , people on mental health medication, people not on mental health medication that need it uhhhh

“They got money for wars but can't feed the poor” — Tupac Shakur

day 1 back in nyc and i had a dream that zohran mamdani invited me over for dinner for some reason and served a dish that was basically just a meatball on a piece of naan he called “the big mamdani”

Trump said that Kamala Harris would start a war in six months. He started six in one year.

"shake tail at the furry party" and he ends up in my lap like a CHUD

Seeing gay couples holding hands in public makes me happy

note to self don't ever go to New Zealand they would throw my ass in jail 😭😭😭😭

I'm a fat guy who's been fat for a very long time and I will judge you for ordering a dipping sauce with your cookies, that's a level of hedonism even I can't condone.

suddenly I understand French

Historical Vehicle.

> be microplastics researcher 2015 > develop better detection method > can see particles 10x smaller than before > run samples > counts 100x higher than previous estimates > publish > conclusion: "more research needed" > funding expires > be different researcher 2020 > even