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Acerola highly recommended that I read this…?

You think that’s bad ? Try owning a Snorlax for a change.

If I had to choose my favorite Ultra Beast, I’d have to go with Blacephalon. A Pokémon as fun as that would be great entertainment for Lei !

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My Rockruff is quite the cute one, isn’t he ?

Go right ahead, he doesn’t mind at all !

my WIFE DMED ME LETS GOOOOO FUCK YES MY WIFE

“Happy wife, happy life,” my life is happy 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 she’s in it !

(Where on earth did all these Guzmas come from…?)

Happy New Year, cousins !

Close your eyes Have no fear The Ultra Beast’s gone It’s on the run and your daddy's here Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Beautiful boy Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Beautiful boy~♪

Pardon ?