For most working-class folks lucky enough to own a home, that's the largest asset we'll ever own. We pay taxes on the growing value of that home every year even if we don't sell it. The 1% should be taxed on the value of all their wealth, every year, even when they don't sell it.

30-40 feral ho(tdo)g (vendors)

if i had Larry David, Julia Louis Dreyfus, and Jason Alexander still dunking and proving how completely this is a skills issue, I would just stay quiet and rich

must listen, absolute banger, i hope this artist is having an *amazing* day

Holy Jesus it’s an actual fuck-marry-kill selection

I sat next to Cronenberg at the YSL show where I got a really cool pan zoom shot on my iPhone and when I finished recording he leaned over and said “that was beautifully shot, good one” and I have been riding that high ever since.

Ten episode prestige period piece streaming service mini series on this woman when

Imagine that the day you’re slotted to lecture on 4’33” there is a protest going on at your school that has gathered worldwide attention, and instead of taking the alley-oop for one of the most prescient lectures ever, you say “lecture canceled, it’s not quiet enough”

You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects

Incels be like “men built empires, invented stuff, and did x, y, and z so we’re superior” Yeah other men did that, not you, man sitting on twitter crying that women won’t fuck him. Stolen valour ass.

look, it would have been nice to have this kind of enthusiasm in Uvalde

When the special tea you made over the campfire at the rave festival starts to kick in

I don’t even dislike the music, she’s got some bops for sure, but Taylor Swift is exactly what it would sound like if Bella from the Twilight novels wrote pop music. Sparkling ass vampire levels of subtlety and nuance, let’s be real.

I’m sorry you’re not ready to experience the cultured person’s McGriddle but that’s a you problem my friend

There should be a bajillion spinoffs for The Princess Bride like there are for Star Wars

Based Dadhammer Facebook group.

See that big white line in the middle, the one where everything started to go to absolute shit?

That's ronald fucking reagan.

It is almost impossible to explain to people how badly reagan fucked this country. They don't believe it, because the gop has turned him into a saint.

is it ethical to date someone who has ADHD when you do not?

had some coasters made up for the bar to help people on tinder dates

cool, here’s another revenue generating idea: UChicago stops getting millions in property tax exemptions