Just saw the "accessory" pronunciation clip. Imagine being that defensive over a meme. You might as well have lit a giant neon sign that says "THIS JOKE MAKES ME CRY REAL TEARS." Brilliant move Phil.

I used to run courses for handgun. I was pretty goddamn good. At least in local competition. Never tried to branch out. But I'm 5 years out the game and for sure have lost my edge. Then there's Phil. "I AM GOD OF FIGHTING GAMES BECAUSE REASONS"

It's a foreign concept

We're getting new cringe words/phrases today. You see, Phil can eat whatever he wants, spend however he wants, beg however he wants and "you'll like it. GEDDIT CHIEF?" Who's this "chief" Phil. Is he in the room with you now?

I tuned into DSP's stream and the first thing I heard was his floating head telling me that he's going to keep eating fast food and spend all his money on crap and that I'm going to like it. Nothing but toxicity from this floating head.

Storm inbound. God I love the smell of incoming rain. And bourbon.

calling someone chief with gusto from the confines of your self made prison. you cried when confronted in person. drop the tough guy act fatty

Fun fact: This is a direct quote of Phil's today.

Methinks it's gonna be a fun one. 2:30 Central

LFG!!!

So now that I'm off stream lemme address it. Yup I gave supercrzy $10. He got me. In terms of not knowing "the law" civil and criminal law are very different animals and I thought "eh, what could it hurt." So yeah $10. How many Snort Mary's do I have to do to be forgiven?

Discovery is absolutely a thing for civil matters

This quote lives in my head and makes me laugh at random times.

Context: When my step daughter was 15 she conventional-form deadlift 135. And she skinny AF.

Phil lied? Imagine my shock!

Today Phil got a troll superchat asking if he can't button his shirt due to the size of his man mammaries. Phil completely ignored this superchat, verifying he does, in fact, feel "some kind of way" about his tits.

Ladies and Gentlemen: I present exhibit A that "findom" is both real and an unholy blight that must be purged.