STOP! NARCING! I brought a watering can to dinner tonight because a friend had given it to me earlier. as I was leaving the restaurant, a woman told a waiter “she’s stealing your watering can!” and then I had to be like “this is actually mine” which is embarrassing for no reason!

sarah I just saw a video on ig of a seagull that walked into a grocery store, grabbed a sandwich, and left, and some random lady who was walking down the sidewalk started chasing it and trying to take the sandwich away. Like ma’am, why are you trying to one-up a bird?