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tell me why i got all giddy when the guy i’m dating liked my instagram post? someone come sort my goofy ass out.

this may be the single most iconic tweet on this hellscape of an app

i’m not up to date on dungeons and daddies so i was VERY surprised to find this on my release radar today?!

so glad people can’t see tagged photos from private accounts on insta if they’re not following them because i love my friends but they tag me in some ABOMINABLE photos

scrolling through reels trying to keep on top of who gets the funny cat videos, who gets the star wars memes and who gets videos of car crashes that may or may not be fatal

7 months ago i started making these fucking unhinged monthly photo dump collages and i get so much less interaction on them but i don’t even care i just love them so much

party animal bri

i love the way my best friend can capture my essence in a single facetime screenshot

trying to buy a dress for a black tie event and i want it to still have lil bit of ⛓️🖤💀👹 but the feedback on all the dresses i’ve found has been “looks like you’re dressing as morticia addams for halloween”

50 years ago men wrote love letters when they wanted to woo you, now they just incessantly like your instagram stories

y’all i think i might be into baseball??

woof, Reading so nearly made it. see y’all on the flip side 🫡

gay blink-182:

is it really a summer of alt festivals if wargasm aren’t at at least 2 of them?

when the britney fan learns hozier for you….maybe 🥰

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in the market for a sugar daddy to buy me concert tickets and merch if anyone’s interested