December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026 I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is

Do you think Michael B. Jordan is nominated for playing Smoke or Stack?

I hope it happens when the weather gets nicer so I can day drink outside.

I’m bout to be front row at the World Cup final for $2.50 on Groupon

Starting the year with The Fall Off and ending it with Doomsay. 2026 tryna make some noise I see.

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

happy grammys day to those who celebrate

As we near the Super Bowl, I’d like to remind you that… Bad Bunny is more American than Melania.

If you did not watch The Jacksons: An American Dream, move out of the ticket line.

Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.

Everyone talks about male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girl who can’t find suitable partner cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

Aight im currently in Silver Springs, MD. If there’s anybody in the area that wants to ride with me in the Civic while we listen to the album let me know. I got new speakers for this. Please be in the vacinity of silver springs, ima come pick you up with ib, then we can go scoop

"got snap?" i've got an address where you can send me flowers & love letters. grow up

I wish her nothing but immense, unbearable suffering and agony for the remainder of her rotten waste of a life.

Reminder: if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964.

burnt out, i’m the birthday candles