Me when the alarm goes off on an early shift.

When you ask to be added to a WhatsApp group, then instantly regret it.

Is there any explanation as to why we feel the need to clean the house from top to bottom before going away?

I've just worn my woolly hat in June. #thatisall

The poncho making a comeback. #OlympicGames

My friend and I have lived in #Somerset a total of 126 years and still got lost on our way home from Nempnett Thrubwell.

On Monday I was drinking champagne on a boat in Jersey, tonight I'm playing skittles in Weston super Mare. #welcometomyworld

Husband had an op on his shoulder, and I offered to take his stiches out. He refused, despite my track record of taking out stitches from horses and a ram that had a vasectomy.

Watching #StrictlyComeDancing and having to explain who Toyah Willcox is to our son in law.

When your Dad has a bet on a horse because its called Bridget Mary and it wins at 4-1 #standardDad

When one of your best friend's ex husband's won't speak to you but likes your Instagram story. #why

Front pin first competition at Skittles tonight. What could possibly go wrong? #Thursdaynight

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Is anyone on here anymore? #askingforafriend

My Dad thought Fathers Day was a lot of old B******s, but I still miss him.

Wearing gloves to take things out of the fridge/freezer. #IYKYK

If you thought naming babies was tricky, try naming a foal.

Yesterday I spent the day calling Dad's friends, checking up on them, now that he's not here. Is this a thing?

Heroic Hannah Hampton

Just been told by a 7 year old that I need 'lessons in using the TV'...