Why no #giro #dmax ? 🚲 🇮🇹

Show me you’re wife’s been away for 2 weeks without telling me you’re wife’s been away for 2 weeks

Time of the year to big up American golfers playing in #themasters
Bobb McBobb
Mojito Witchell
Scrooge Bungalow
Zebedee Pinger
Hendrix Spanner
Sausage McCool
De Gaulle d’Paul
Pinocchio Sanchez
Cruncher Dickson
Zipper Fishhh III
Quickfire Johnson
Stumpy Magoo Jr
…In the hole!

☘️ My traditional sharing of The Muppets’ incomparable version of Danny Boy in honour of St Patrick… Shake your shamrocks for Animal, the Swedish Chef & Beaker… 🤓☘️

#StPatricksDay #StPatricksDay 2024

Oh Ned Boulting 🏳️‍⚧️ there’s too much book
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We’re going to need a bigger boat

Could the Three Bags Full rider please not cycle a cargo bike like an idiot the wrong way up Milsom Street #Bath

BOD rocking the Geography Teacher look tonight on ITV Rugby #IREvsNZL

Oh to be so rich that I was unaware of the £400m stashed in Singapore
#ecclestone

Just a flesh wound

I prefer Tony McCarroll’s Classical Gas version myself 🥁
The account formerly known as RadMac on 6 Music BBC Radio 6 Music

It's a bold choice to stand in front of a sign saying 'long-term decisions for a brighter future', to claim 'irony isn't lost on me' and then go on to announce a massive road building programme in the midst of a climate emergency. #CPC2023

I hear Peter kennaugh upgraded Ben Fogle from Reality TV star to Olympic rower 🤣. Any chance you can make me UN Ambassador for Narnia pls Pete? Never Strays Far

Realised I am the same age now as George Harrison when he formed tThe Traveling Wilburys - those ‘old past-it rock stars’
Their age range was 37-52!
🤣🤔😐😧

Good job John Lennon never found this newspaper article or they’d be an extra track in the Abbey Road medley EggPod 🍏 Mark Lewisohn

This is pure political game-playing from Sunak, but all of us will pay the price. Delaying energy efficiency measures will mean higher bills & more emissions. Delaying green investment will mean fewer jobs & less prosperity. Delaying petrol ban will mean dirtier air. What a farce

Hate this Aus kit. Orange? Whatever happened to green and gold? #AUSGEO

Just don’t shout ‘handball!’ Rick Edwards BBC Radio 5 Live