FIRE ...some people run from it...some try to put it out...some dance around it...& others walk through it. I want to be consumed by it.

It's not enough to be a strong woman...or to admire one... ...we need to make sure that we RAISE THEM as well.

Ignore a girl...& she will chase you. Ignore a WOMAN...& she will replace you.

I am a Woman whose worth & pleasures can not be discovered in only one night. I am not meant to be conquered. I am meant to be cherished.

I told my kids I'd rather they "pull the plug" than let me live in a vegetative state dependent on machines. So they hid my phone charger.

I don't spread rumors about other Women because most are started by a man that can't have her... ...or a woman that can't compete with her.

There's no way to prepare for a Woman like her... ...all you can do is brace for impact.

A man that offers to buy me a book in a bookstore... ...has a much better chance with me than a man that offers to buy me a drink at a bar.

You can learn A LOT about a Woman by ignoring her last 42 text messages.

It's fucking impossible to look like a badass climbing out of a hammock.

Every Woman has a FIRE inside her... ...treat her well & she will keep you warm... ...abuse her...& she will burn your shit down.

Not now kids...mommy is trying to find a new Daddy on the Internet. NO...not for you.

A Woman's place IS in the kitchen... ...with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine, & watching her Man cook dinner for her.

MEN aren't afraid of strong intelligent Women... ...boys are.

You're IN LOVE? That's nice... ...I'm in line at the liquor store.

I like a Man that opens doors for me when we're in public... ...& pins me against them when we're in private.

Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it.

It's simple. Do the little things that matter. The only time a Woman needs a grand, romantic gesture is when she doesn't know she is LOVED.

Send me nudes when you get home so I know you got there safe.

Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit.