A is for Armageddon

Driving to San Diego for the first time in over a decade and I must say, I'm very excited to recite the Naked Gun scene again.

I celebrated halfway to Halloween by buying a light kit for my Lego Haunted House.

Every now and then I wonder what life would be like if I never moved to California. I'd see my mom more, but I'd be cold. I'd have my old friends, but I'd be in an even less fulfilling job. So... it evened out?

Under no circumstances can I believe you guys that David Leitch finally made a good movie.

You know, between my failing eyesight, my nose that can't smell, my throat that's always congested, and my dumb brain, maybe I can just get my entire head replaced.

Has any Xbox game's 'ready to start' thing ever actually allowed you to play the game? Every time I've ever tried it it just lets me access the main menu. If I press 'start' it says to let the game finish installing. Entirely useless.

4'33'

Just occurred to me that these Spidey re-releases give audiences the incredibly rare opportunity* to see back to back movies with the same actor (K Dunst in this case) separated by 15-20 years.

*outside of repertory theaters. Talking 'at the usual multiplex' type examples.

Look I hope they catch this guy, but I want to thank him, because now I know what pre-gray hair me would have looked like as a N64 character.

Today I learned that Chris 'Stone Crandall' Hemsworth and I have both read the same self-help book (The Untethered Soul).

We're also both in peak physical form, for the record.

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Eventually she's going to run out of music records to break and turn her attention to competitive eating.

'Taylor Defeats Joey Chestnut In Hot Dog Eating Competition'

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