Upcoming keynote „Java 22 ... and beyond“ from Brian Goetz at the JAX conference in Mainz Germany on Wednesday, 24. April 2024 JAX Brian Goetz Java jax.de/core-java-jvm-…

When Valkey and OpenTofu merge, it will be called Tofurkey.

I'll see myself out now.

Spring Boot executable JARs now can auto extract themselves to a CDS friendly layout (for faster startup). Even without CDS, this new layout is the most efficient way to run your Spring Boot application on production. github.com/spring-project…

Calling London Java tweeps — Java Day London is Tuesday, and it’s free! Come here Maurizio Cimadamore, Gavin Bierman, Alan Bateman, and Georges Saab give the scoop on the latest Java, from the source.

oracle.com/uk/developer/d…

Best version of this song. Fight me.

youtube.com/watch?v=LRP8d7…

This.

Hey TD Bank - when your automated analysis for a mobile check deposit fails, could you send the image to a human for interpretation, rather than making the customer DRIVE TO A BRANCH to resolve the issue?

No matter how diligent one is about maintaining one's home, it is almost impossible to know what the full maintenance requirements are. I thought I knew where every replaceable filter in my house was, but after 20y discovered another one (which should be done every 5y.)

Periodic reminder: 'The Error Model' by J☁e Duffy is required reading for all developers

joeduffyblog.com/2016/02/07/the…

RIP Shane McGowan. I’ll have a pint with you, sir.

Proposed to target JDK 22:

JEP 457: Class-File API (Preview):
openjdk.org/jeps/457

#jdk22 #openjdk #java

Proposed to target JDK 22:

JEP 461: Stream Gatherers (Preview):
openjdk.org/jeps/461

#jdk22 #openjdk #java

Dear web designers. For the love of all that is holy, if you are building a post-login screen that needs a confirmation code, PLEASE PUT THE FOCUS IN THAT BOX ON PAGE LOAD. #kthxbye

Peeve: financial journalists apparently do not know what the word 'plummet' means.

You've heard of 'Inbox Zero'? Well, today I reached the elusive 'Amazon Outstanding Order Zero.'