*in the voice of Wendy Williams* "...Allegedly"

Somebody get Kelly Conway a good night's rest a glass of water. My girl are you good?

*running down red carpet* demi! DEMI! What have you learned from camp rock that has helped you grow as an artist?

So this ms. "Cash meoutside" is now famous for the kind of language and attitude that got Tamar kicked off the real? Kk

"Miss me with that whack shit" i say, requesting ONLY the origional broadway cast recording of "Les Mis"

Pettiness  in Iambic Pentameter briathoblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/12/pet…

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Honestly so proud of Tahj Mowry finding himself. Tenacious little shorty with that 1000 IQ. You get 'em

There's going to be an entire generation of black men raised not to accept tea from white women

Me: alright you like this guy, play it cool. Give a cute smile and say hello *he walks in* Me: WHADDUP BITCH

Martin and the Canary briathoblog.wordpress.com/2017/04/01/mar…

Brew briathoblog.wordpress.com/2017/04/14/brew

Is there an Instagram bra that will pull my life together?

I like my lip liner like I like my men: Brown and dependable

Bria: Sandi you can't pluck a baby's unibrow @sandihogan : okay, but you can circumcise them?

*getting mugshot taken* Me: okay I'll look away let's do one with me laughing

Tinder Bio's that I've learnt are not successful 1. "Newly single and ready to not die alone" 2. "I like my men like i like my coffee: financially viable" 3. "Looking for a man with a big, thick 5 year plan" 4. "Please"

Possible Tinder bio #8: Looking for a man with a chest I can bang on and cry into