Jelly Wrestling in K2 was a huge success last night. Four people in A&E one with a suspected broken jaw. #rockyhorrornight

Today PDP students are doing a showcase of their over ambitious designs that will never be built... Please go and humour them from 12pm.

Chartreuse is on offer at the KB tonight... A natural progression to alcoholism

With Anthony & Fred running the campus to the first year petrified to come out. live & let live!! #equalmarriage

Fire at The Lodge. Already a vast improvement.

Tonight's rehearsal for the Variety Society's production of 'A Death of a Salesman' has been moved to Room 12 Grasshopper....

Bretton Hall looking wonderful in the Sun today. #feelslikehome

The people dressed in their PJs in the Refectory this morning are not In a performance... ... But they are attention seekers. #lookaway

At Flirt tonight the Dance Society will be performing to a hit by Christina Aguilera! They've been rehearsing their slut drops for weeks!

Bretton Hall providing for the homosexual community since 1907

That's the last straw! Just found celery in the fruit Salad - 'MARY!!!!!!' #celery

Arts Management students walked out today as lecturers had forgotten to teach their lectures -like the rest of us had forgotten they existed

Whoever took all the condoms from the Student Bungalow please return them - you're most likely an ugly munter with no need for them all.

Can we please pick up all the empty bottles around the campus 'paddling pools' this is a university - not V Festival!

Tonight's theme at Flirt 'what I want to be after graduation!' - the smell of desperation is thick over West Bretton already!

Phone call from Mary - we're out of garlic potatoes

Sleep tight all - there's an early morning lecture on the Irish Potato Famine tomorrow in Experi - nothing to do with your course but still!

Arts management staff to stage walk out due to complete lack of interest to the course!

Lots of visitors at Bretton Hall today... Though the KB is much quieter these days!

Tonight's Flirt theme - When I grow up - those who come as George Rodosthenous will get a First!