My daughter was bawling for no good reason, so I told her 'I'd give her something to cry about' - then showed her my IMDb page.

That was the tamest roughing the passer call I've ever seen in the history of the sport. #calstampeders

Ti-cats missing the point after has been Calgary's best offensive play so far.

Taking your feet out of your flip flops or sandals and resting them on top of your footwear falls under 'No shoes, no service' so cut it out.

And you thought New Yorkers living in Los Angeles were insufferable before. #Dodgers

Trump to appear on Joe Rogan's podcast in latest outreach to get young douchebags who were already voting for him.

FREDDIE! #Dodgers #WorldSeries

Too bad the CFL season didn't consist of 18 meaningless games where teams benched half their starters cuz the Stampeders would be undefeated.😅 It was tough season but I love you guys and I'll be back next year. #GoStampsGo.

The Monster Mash is the Little Drummer Boy of Halloween.

The best thing about winning like this was seeing Yankee fans thinking for a while that maybe they could pull the comeback off. #WorldSeries #Dodgers

Championships since I moved to Los Angeles: Lakers - 6 Kings - 2 Ducks - 1 Rams - 1 Dodgers - 2 Galaxy - 5 Angels - 1 You're welcome!

How are you all feeling? On one hand, my fingers are crossed, and on the other hand, a finger is ready to dial United Van Lines.

I know it's early but is there any positive signs for Democrats so far? Trends that kind of thing?

As the father of a Black daughter I am disgusted and heart broken that America chose hate because they were paying too much for eggs.

I wonder if SNL will still do Trump sketches WU can still make jokes but I just don't think I'll find anything funny about a Trump sketch - regardless how brilliant James Austin Johnson's impression of him is.

I'm so angry at Pennsylvania I can't even watch Abbott Elementary.

I bet nobody was happier to see Trump elected than Tony Hinchcliffe. Oh, and the fans of presidential rapists.

Well, one good thing about this is Trump will now go down as the worst and second worst president in history.

I am migrating to BlueSky. Find me [email protected]. There's plenty of good seating available.

Look, if your intention was not to do a Nazi salute, then my suggestion would be don't do anything that might be considered one. There are options.