John Fetterman will soon enter his 'rage mode' in which he turns bright red and the top of his head explodes. During this phase his attacks will become more rapid and unpredictable but players should be able to wear him down with continued polite questioning

Oh COME ON.

For my epitaph:

So football players can't say Black Lives Matter without catching hell but they can tell women their place is in the home making babies and insist the Jews killed Jesus, and that's OK, right? These bigots deserve to be mocked and run out of polite society

Indeed.

God...damn...it...

<sigh>

Nobody wants to work anymore.

Goal Line Clearance ✅
Goal Line Clearance during the Cascadia Rivalry ✅✅

Congrats to Kelli Hubly for winning the Week 8 Deloitte US Impact Save of the Week! 🤩

He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.

Just before his head died, his last words were 'Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back.'

Whoever said to King Charles, 'You know what? Go with the Nyarlathotep look' is my new favorite Brit.

Thinking about when Norm MacDonald would not stop attacking Bret Easton Ellis for attacking Alice Munro, God bless him

I give up.

would've been so sweet if instead of the romanticized post-Wagner idea of a Valkyrie the team's branding reflected what a Valkyrie/Wælcyrge *actually* was (the most fearsome & terrifying supernatural agents of battlefield meyhem that you can imagine)

tech savvy-kids helping out their parents in the

2000s: fixing the printer
2010s: turning off image smoothing on TV
2020s: explaining that both strange calls from you asking for money and everything they see on facebook are the products of dreaming machines trying to rob them