When a person knows your name and you don’t know theirs

💎💲the uniforms swap

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

my parents were so strict i used to practice how i was gonna ask for permission

My culture (bad eyesight) is not a costume!

Offset: *cheats on Cardi 100mph for years Cardi: Cardi: "cheats" on offset Offset:

“I don’t gotta fu*k wit a nig*a opp to get back i just gotta fu*k a nig*a that’s better than you” -The Book Of Cardilations 11:11

my entire timeline to Cardi B

Cardi B makes the best breakup songs. Be careful & thru your phone still top 10. If she takes this divorce to the booth im SEATED

‘THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ was released 49 years ago today.

Give men a small small taste of their own medicine and they’ll act like you tried to k*ll them fr😂

I don’t think Cardi fucked on another nigga while pregnant sometimes you just gotta let a nigga think you did something 😂

Eric Adams indicted, Rudy Giuliani disbarred, Cardi dragging Offset, Diddy ugly and in jail, JLo tour still a flop. What a glorious year for New York.

I hope this email kills us both

Cowboys fans watching Brandon Aubrey miss a field goal

Dame Maggie Smith has sadly passed away at the age of 89.