Yall my sister asked Rednote for some skincare tips and they told her to stop drinking the Dr Pepper that was in the frame 😂

at least we actually give you until midnight

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It's been downhill since Pluto stopping being a planet

11AM: How bad could the new administration be? 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

how do i crash out in spanish

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter

The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was meant for people who understand how tariffs work.

Effective immediately

Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord. Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

michelle trachtenberg has sadly passed away at the age of 39. rest in peace.

If a plane crash while im on it and I live im suing the airline for a number that don't even exist, bitch I need a kafillion dollars

"Kamala locked up people for weed"

Brings therapist to family gatherings Me: see Therapist: Oh my God

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We should just cancel April Fools this year. Ain’t no prank topping reality.

Goddammit, I love this country. 🇨🇦

Looks like a Star Wars speeder or an advanced Quidditch mount

South Carolina is wild