seemingly with no context my coworker who is driving the van of us home just said “it must be let’s commit suicide day” i cannot stop laughing

i kept asking my gf if i was crushing her while cuddling until she was finally like “you literally can’t crush me.” so i curled up into a tiny ball and laid my entire body right on her chest to prove i could and she didn’t even flinch

this was my fault

I currently have a short term job teaching english at a Japanese school and today these two boys walked up to me and said "watch this... We are crazy..." And then tenderly kissed each other on the lips and walked away

RIP Hulk Hogan I'll never forget the time Stephanie McMahon said you can't wrestle for shit before remembering she was under oath and on record and then doubled down saying you can't wrestle for shit

Noooo the nhentai default pfp guy 😔😔😔

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Hulk’s son nearly killed himself and put his friend in nursing care for the rest of his life and Hulk had the audacity to say “Hopefully we don’t come back reincarnated as n*ggers” The hate you have to have for a race to SAY that?! Fuck him.

‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR’ cast’s reaction to Sue Storm’s Malice skin in Marvel Rivals.

Finally watched this and it was really damn good. A true deconstruction of the mecha genre, being actually about the characters and not just the robots.

superstructure son or vast desolate expanse daughter

look at my waiter man i am NOT getting my order

One thing I like about Superman is how every writer always makes his upbringing a little closer to their own. Like in no other version of Superman dose Clark have a punk rock poster in his bedroom.

WHY DOES THIS SKILL HAVE SO MANY CONDITIONS IT RAN OUT OF ROOM

one more Chp 6 doodle before bed

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Local Imam doesn't quite know what to make of the Aliens that took a liking to islam