Here's Jimmy Dimly and [insert random name of your choice]. Bit like the old chaps from the Muppets. But more dangerous. And less effective. #DumbAndDimly #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry

Maybe that's why you switched from red to blue? Was it an accident?

What better way to illustrate that every person has the knowledge and confidence to manage their finances and thrive, by underfunding education and destabilising continuity with repeated curriculum changes. Mark: D minus

Minister after minister after minister: inept, untrustworthy and disloyal. Add more negativity from Brexit Hardman Steve Baker. And then appears Kamikaze Karting. Who next? #StateOfChaos #LauraKuennsberg

What's the Japanese for "You can stick your bloody chariots up yer arse"? 🇯🇵 #RWC2023 #ENGvJPN

Wibble, wibble and... umm, wibble.

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak will deliver a speech at 4:30pm this afternoon, Downing Street has confirmed. He is expected to announce a major shift in policy on the climate. Follow live: trib.al/KbjseA0 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

Plus zero speech. Like he wants to shoot himself in both feet. Baffling. #RishiSunak #ClimateCrisis

Wins today 👏🏻

Gobsmacked. Not that Cruella is saying this stuff. More that she's not frothing at the mouth. Embarrassed to be British. Again. "They..." #NotMyHomeSecretary #NationalFront

Tracker reliability? Refreshed schedule for M20 service at 11.05 from Edinburgh. Waiting at Dunbar for 11.45. Displayed eta 13.10. Bus arrived & departed 12.05 while away from stop, buying coffee/using toilets nearby. No rail service today. Any suggestions ¹megabusUK

If the Tory government applied as much effort in running the country as our Pudsey MP puts into the Guiseley lights, we'd all be just fine. #ToryShambles

My two takeaways: 1. You need to change course urgently. 2. I have become a horse. Well, it is almost panto season (...oh yes it is!). #SuellaBraverman #BatShitCrazy

Highlights 1. Speed of 4th official 2. Dion Dublin explains the intricacies of two touch football 3. Paper aeroplanes 4. Substituting highlights with lowlights #ENGMAL

18th November 2023 39th Tour of Pendle Fell race - Album 2 Churn Clough Reservoir - Enjoy 406 photos in link photos.app.goo.gl/6mZpFGfsD2xeV9… NLFR Clayton-le-Moors Barlick Fell Runners Keswick AC Pudsey & Bramley AC Todmorden Harriers dallamrunningclub Dark Peak Fell Runners Rossendale Harriers Penny Lane Striders

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As Robert Jenrick resigns from Rishi Sunak's Government, in a decision "born of principle", here's a reminder of some of his other principles.

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This Needs Airtime Rick Edwards BBC Radio 5 Live #SmallEuropeanWoman