I dreamt so real that I got 170 this morning that I for sure didnt.

I'm faster than sounds like byordan Ps. This video is not in slow motion

We fail to see the logic in leaving out thousands of workers of a health department paid sick day regulation- especially after witnessing the dangers and spread of disease that can happen in kitchens & dining establishments. Read the full statement here: bit.ly/prwaPSL

I'm 38, I just started law school and I have 17 Twitter followers who are mostly bots.

We go to France for cheese, not lawsuits

My nightmare is choking during a game of charades

It's just a bummer that the end of the world is so boring

Was just referred to by another student as, "that guy who's prom was before 9/11".

Andy Reid just took a flask out of his back pocket and took a long pull of garlic butter

The curves of callousness and stupidity intersect at their respective maxima

Ive ended relationships over bumper stickers

98%

And my mother took me to see it in the theater. I was 13 at the time and it was just one wildly inappropriate movie for me to watch with her in theaters whether it be due to my age or subject matter.

RODNEY REED, Petitioner, v. BRYAN GOERTZ, Respondent - Oral Argument - October 11, 2022 apps.oyez.org/player/#/rober… via Oyez

"Is proof of useful life actually required?" My Tax law notes providing me with existential quandaries

But what's really the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Besides taste, I mean.