Had a dream last night that I evoked Solitude by pitching a bottle of ranch dressing.

My favorite things in Magic are gaining life, preventing damage, and playing a bevy of non-basic lands to give me a pristine manabase. I'm hopeful the next set enables my playstyle.

Won today on a mull to 3, down a game, at 4-2 in the Historic qualifier. Kept Ocelot Pride, land, Invasion of Gobakhan. Ended up winning the match. That was filthy. (Got eliminated the next round anyway).

every time I chump block with an Offspring token

I play Nadu in one league and YouTube's like "say no more" and hits me with this ad.

Every single MTG Elo Project comparison I've seen between me and another player shows them with a winning record vs me. Legend has it that I've never won a match. Happy for all of you who farmed me throughout the years.

I was a visionary.

These people clearly have not been watching Pro Magic. If your shorts don’t go at least below your knees you’ve got no chance of top 8’ing.