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The Soul Food Lounge in Chicago.

Fuck the vikings.

That’s my coach! LFG!! #BearDown

This fucking great!

If I was a midget, I’d do this all the time.

Football is BACK!!!

There will only ever be one Anthony Rizzo.

“You’re Michael Jordan, and your story is gonna make us want to fly.”

The 🐐

ESPN has the Dodgers at 17% chance of winning the World Series. What?? Have you watched them play baseball lately. Yes, they have the roster, but you have to play too. They are not playing winning baseball.

Call me crazy, but I am not freaking out about the Bears first 2 weeks People forget this is a process. With a new staff and new schemes. The injuries to JJ and Edwards are a little concerning. The pass rush needs some help. But we’ll see what happens over the next few weeks.

It’s hilarious that Seth thanked Tim Cook. IYKYK

Fort Worth – buckle up. Nate Meeker is coming for ONE NIGHT ONLY. 🎤🔥 📍 Big Laugh Comedy Club 📅 Sept 17 | 7:30pm This show WILL sell out. 🎟 Tickets: fortworth.blcomedy.com/events/nate-me…

🚨 FORT WORTH! 🚨 Comedian CP is LIVE at Big Laugh Comedy Club on Sept 20 for 2 shows only (7:30 + 9:30). This will SELL OUT. Don’t sleep. 🎟️ Tickets: fortworth.blcomedy.com/shows/comedian… #FortWorthComedy #DFWEvents #BigLaughComedy

🔥 Fort Worth—it’s about to get belly-aching funny! Shelly Belly LIVE @ Big Laugh Comedy Club 🎤 📅 Sept 26–27 | 7:30 + 9:30pm nightly 📍 604 Main St 🎟 Get tickets before they’re gone: fortworth.blcomedy.com/shows/shelly-b…

Has anyone used Pacaso? I just discovered their website. It seems like an amazing way to make vacation homes more affordable. Growing up, my college friend's dad co-owned a lake house, Naples condo, farm, and boat with his brother and family. It always stuck with me, but

Comedy that doesn’t come with a trigger warning. 🎤 Highly Offensive – Thurs, Sept 18 @ 8pm 📍 Big Laugh Comedy Club – 604 Main St, Fort Worth No filters. No crybabies. Just savage, unfiltered laughter. 💥 🎟️ Tickets → fortworth.blcomedy.com/events/highly-…

I told my wife about a dream where some house lights weren't working, likely due to a tripped breaker. Her response: Weird. Do you have a tripped breaker in your head? 🤣 I was dying, y'all.