Brandon Baltzley (@brandonbaltzley) 's Twitter Profile
Brandon Baltzley

@brandonbaltzley

Athlete and personal training director. Ex-Kylesa drummer. Co-owner @thebuffalojump. All around Hessian. Chaotic neutral.

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Dear twitter friends and family; Sorry i always talk about violence. I drink a lot of coffee and prefer to remain outlandishly aggressive throughout my work days. Bare with me. It’s not something im really “working on”, just thought you all should know. Best, Management

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“This country is headed towards a religious theocracy. That, or a San Fransico-type improv theatre. Either way it’s not good.” - Tim Dillon Best podcast out there right now.

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Scientists unveil first-ever picture of supermassive black hole at center of Milky Way galaxy bostonglobe.com/2022/05/12/met… via The Boston Globe

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This thing is nine years old today. It taught me an invaluable lesson; don’t write books when you’re fucking 26 years old. instagram.com/p/Cdi1eP0rE8d/…

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Happy birthday to the most unlikely yet perfect partner in crime I could ask for. Looking forward to raising hell with you for many more. @ Saint John, U.S. Virgin Islands instagram.com/p/CdyktqeOb2o/…

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Walked into a new gym today to train and ran into the owner- asked for a job training people. She asked why I left my last gym and I straight up said “Substance abuse. Had to go to rehab and take care of some shit.” Was hired on the spot. I’ll never understand why people lie.