“I think he thinks because you’re a guy you know how to do things…”

Dear twitter friends and family; Sorry i always talk about violence. I drink a lot of coffee and prefer to remain outlandishly aggressive throughout my work days. Bare with me. It’s not something im really “working on”, just thought you all should know. Best, Management

Why get a vasectomy when you can just blast tren?

“This country is headed towards a religious theocracy. That, or a San Fransico-type improv theatre. Either way it’s not good.” - Tim Dillon Best podcast out there right now.

Bumper plates on squat racks is cringe AF.

Scientists unveil first-ever picture of supermassive black hole at center of Milky Way galaxy bostonglobe.com/2022/05/12/met… via The Boston Globe

Any twitter peeps hang in St John USVI??? Looking for food recs.

Traffic jam but fuck it cause the new Kendrick is out.

This thing is nine years old today. It taught me an invaluable lesson; don’t write books when you’re fucking 26 years old. instagram.com/p/Cdi1eP0rE8d/…

Chocolate is weird, man.

Happy birthday to the most unlikely yet perfect partner in crime I could ask for. Looking forward to raising hell with you for many more. @ Saint John, U.S. Virgin Islands instagram.com/p/CdyktqeOb2o/…

I fucking hate “content.”

So I should watch The Bear?

That #fuckbrunch reference in The Bear.

Walked into a new gym today to train and ran into the owner- asked for a job training people. She asked why I left my last gym and I straight up said “Substance abuse. Had to go to rehab and take care of some shit.” Was hired on the spot. I’ll never understand why people lie.

Just posted a photo @ Powerhouse Gym-Fitness Center instagram.com/p/CgS7pTIrId7/…

Wait, so people use TikTok just to do exactly the same thing other people do and that’s the point of it?

Cape Cod is the King of business owners just rippin butts while sitting on their asses and managing (complaining).