Obligatory “Akhil Hegde is home for the holidays photo” Also peep the @SwearinRodgers merch 👀✊🏼

The modern day equivalent of “writing an angry letter and throwing it out” is me typing out an extremely bitchy tweet and slowly backspacing the entire thing.

Day 891 on double standard island: my fiancé has left these two (2) styrofoam boxes in this exact spot for one month. If the roles were reversed I would be dead by now. Like dead dead, Johnny Depp Secret Window Dead. I refuse to throw them out now due to principle.

My cousin’s husband has been bonkers on Instagram lately with lengthy posts about conspiracy, censorship, and miscommunication. I could care less about the posts, but the real kicker are the numerous spelling and grammatical errors that are sending me over the edge.

As an update (23 days later): Shan is still ok living with this styrofoam monstrosity in our apt. I won’t throw it out, I just won’t. I’ve come to far to fall victim to her tactics. I’m probably going to decorate it soon.

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The most exhilarating feeling I’ve had today is when I almost misspelled my e-mail signature “best”. Missed the “s” and almost hit the whole company with a - Bet, Brandon

Day 925 where I am a ghost in my own home: Came home from my haircut ninety (90) minutes ago and not one compliment. When she gets her hair done, if I do not provide feedback within seconds I am shot on sight. I truly am ~alone

Came across financial advice tik tok this morning and I’ve never been this sick watching some of the stuff being recommended.

The combination of weather today and the whole sun setting way later has made the afternoon quite enjoyable

Really nice to see people getting outside and touching grass again in Hoboken.

Day 1041 with my lovely fiancé: Sitting in a ShopRite parking lot listening to One Direction at 8:52 AM EST waiting to pick up food for my fiancé’s bridal shower.

Living above a Dunkin’ Donuts is incredibly jarring. Every day I have an internal battle: “Brandon just make coffee you don’t need to order a coffee everyday” “You don’t need it” “If you do this everyday you’ll spend X amount of dollars per year”

Day 1102 w/ the lady: One week out from our wedding activities. Stress levels are at defcon 5 Having a wedding is like throwing an absolute banger high school party hoping everything goes right and the cops don’t get called except you are spending an exorbitant amount of money

My Spotify wrapped made me giggle. Mozart made his way into my top three 😅

Got Shannon a pair of panda dunks and she’s the happiest little clam.