So I didn't go through labor with my first because he was a placental abruption... They sent me home with contractions 5 minutes apart because it wasn't active enough and now I'm contracting so hard I cannot focus on anything else, but still 5 minutes apart.. when so I go back?

My #pokemongo #friendcode let's send presents!

So with the arcade shutting down I had to bring an 85 pound bag of quarters to the bank today... They looked at me like I was crazy 🤣 they also had to get the key for their quarter machine because I filled it twice 😮‍💨

As someone who is allergic to bees and various medications I thought I understood my allergies and what it felt like to be allergic to things... I was today years old when I learned olives are not spicy and that's not why we put them with bloody Marys. I'm just allergic. ☠️

If you ever think your family's not close just remember that when swine flu was at its peak a decade ago and was killing people my brother spent 6 days in the ICU fighting for his life and we only found out when he referenced it last year. 🤣

I stan the idea that the gieco lizard got into insurance and his big brother Godzilla got into property damage to help him succeed.

Does anyone else use #rarecandy to put all their magic / Pokemon cards? I want to sell my cards but this is the only way I know to upload them all into a searchable place 🤣 rarecandy.com/profile/Branap…

I hate politics so much. Placing bets on when Dump declares martial law so he doesn't have to give up the presidency to someone with a brain.

I did not know post-op was anesthesia shakes were a thing

I am so salty that I, a wisconsinite, cannot have cheese for 5 days following surgery because dairy interferes with the antibiotics I have to take. I didn't realize how much cheese I eat in a day until I couldn't cook with it.

The music in the original tony hawk game still has a death grip on me.

Does anybody even shop on eBay anymore?