#BREAKING: I will sign an Executive Order mandating that 100% of workforce must stay home, excluding essential services. This order excludes pharmacies, grocery stores, and others.

#everything #miley #outfittomorrow #wreckingball instagram.com/p/elCVS2ivDe/

#feeling18 #wayback #LA #drunkards jpjbritto instagram.com/p/esydzHCvKL/

Love walking into work and finding this on my PC #twerk #werk #everything instagram.com/p/eub49nCvHF/

Hello @government what in the heck you doing. We have shaking our heads #BigTime. Please think of the #coats.

#favoriteday #october3 #meangirls #cady instagram.com/p/fAUbsfivDV/

#tonight #cantwait #versace #ginagershon #lifetime #getout #everything instagram.com/p/fGaI80ivHq/

#truelife #everything instagram.com/p/fJQP4LCvKi/

#hi instagram.com/p/f8_hPZCvPK/

#happyhalloween instagram.com/p/gHXYZhCvHj/

The beautiful and talented Taylor Dayne Barber doing Huff Po Live!! huff.lv/1aJ5KnW

Diamonds are a man's best friend too! ritani #loveritani instagram.com/p/jsSJrXCvDy/

"I love the drink tickets. It's like a carnival for adults"-Brandon Sansone

I'm exhausted from my travels x.com/dankoday/statu…

If you think FedEx didnt lose my passport w/ all documents to renew, a photo of me, and all bank account information on it...you are wrong

My Uber driver has a feedbag w/ sunflower seeds and cigarette butts. So much for being VIP Uber Los Angeles 😷

Danced my a$$ off to Deborah Cox in front row of The Bodyguard Musical ❤❤

Sitting front row of Bridget Everett show tomorrow night. Equally parts petrified and excited! 🎉

I burst out laughing when I saw this video this morning. Hope it brightens your day. x.com/philippereines…

Sitting front row at Bridget Everett tonight for the 4th time. I have an obsession with her and her beaver tails.