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This was the perfect lunch box to remind everyone in 4th grade they had no rights under ape law.

The Bluefin is the king of the tuna world, and the "Otoro" is the queen jewel of the Bluefin. Among all the cut of this fish, the fatty underbelly is the most demanded.

BREAKING: According to reliable sources, when a problem comes along you must whip it.

Bounty from Florida's 's Nature Coast. Just hours after harvest - these scallops, very lightly seared in butter and vodka extracted saffron, with a light dusting of everything bagel seasoning, topped with a few sprigs of Italian & Thai basil. Absolutely mind-bogglingly delicious.

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Today in 1979, you entertained yourself for 15 minutes by just saying random shit into this fucker for the voice sound effects.

A 4 month review

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I can hear this wallet opening and it sounds like childhood poverty.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist

After seeing smash burger taco combos all over my feed, I finally tried it myself. Not gonna lie… it’s stupid simple, but it works

Do you salt your eggs before or after you cook them? This step makes a huge difference. There’s some science in the answer, I break it down.

This might be the most original and clever way I’ve ever seen someone make a cooking video actually fun.

A Chinese guy comes into the bar and sits next to me and starts drinking… I said, “Do you know any of that martial arts stuff like Kung fu, Jiu Jitsu, or karate?” He responds, “Why are you asking me that stuff, is it because I’m Chinese?” I replied, “No, it’s because you’re

Starting dry January tonight. Wish me luck. 🙏🏻