While being in a tractor all summer, the radio stations consists of the same 5 songs and commercials. I might have to start listening to crazy music types. Looks like tomorrow will be a crazy day of Polka Music 🔥😂

Does anyone else’s driver side windshield wiper go bad first? Or is that just me when it’s down pouring? 🙃🌧

I love a fresh cut field with a first frost on. How it shines like gold when the sun turns on 🎶🌽🚜

As a kid, I always smiled when I got a semi to blow the air horn. But now when I’m trucking and see a little kid pulling his arm down, 💪🏻 giving me the sign to blow the horn. It makes me smile a little bigger blowing the horn knowing I made his day as much as he made mine 😂

.@BudLight America’s corn farmers are disappointed in you. Our office is right down the road! We would love to discuss with you the many benefits of corn! Thanks Miller Brewing Company and @CoorsLite for supporting our industry.

According to my Apple Watch I had a busy day working out. But in reality it recorded me sitting in the tractor all day turning the steering wheel as steps 😂

AMESDAY IT IS! For the first time ever, we're coming to Iowa State! (📍 The Home Depot)

I’ve added extended warranty to my truck 19 times now and they keep calling back for more

I was trying to explain to someone why we work so hard in the fall. Told them, "imagine 1 years salary in $1 bills. Then dump it in a pile in your yard on a windy day. You'd pick it up as fast as you could too."

What does it take to convince Coach Prohm to keep his jacket on the rest of the season? The luck is in the jacket 🌪🔥 pic.x.com/YlMbLHDk4B

You either go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, you won’t have any time to worry! Why worry 🍻😂

Obviously whoever came up with the autospell feature never taked or baked hay... I mean raked and baled

Farming with ERTL equipment was so much more fun. Mom and Dad paid the land payment or the rent. The fuel man was never on your ass. Maintenance was a breeze. And if you broke something you waited around till Christmas for a new one!!

I just want 7 dollar corn and 15 dollar beans #2021

Still can’t believe my university experience ended on a random Tuesday in March.

Dear Summer 2k21, We just want cold beer and concerts that go until sunrise. That is all 🤟🏻🍻

Don’t worry about the turkey shortage for thanksgiving. We got lots of beef and it tastes better anyway. #eatbeef

them: “you’re so hard to buy for omg” me: