"CB: Theres gonna be chavs everywhere lurking outside bracknell cinema waiting for single horny girls coming out of 50 shades"

"QueenMorgane: As if some man in bracknell town just came up to me and said "whasssup bracknell babe" god help me"

"Jez Stephenson: there's a 12 year old at bracknell station doing tricks on his scooter while wearing socks with weed leaves on them"

"Matt Lynn: lee Austin barred from tops pizza 5 mins after being in Bracknell. Sorry about that. #WannaFight #TradingStandards 😂😂"

"Lewis Turner: Came home to Dad jet washing the patio...couldn't help myself! #beearmy @bracknell_bees pic.x.com/pioKV10lxf"

"Anne Rivet: Burst water main affecting water pressure: RG12. Oh Em Gee! South East Water Bracknell News Bracknell Gossip x.com/Rianne49/statu…"

"Sam Coventry: How I managed to drive the van around Bracknell with the side door open and no tools falling or I don't know 😂😂"

"abby ellouise:Am I the only weirdo that thinks about what would happen if a zombie apocalypse happened in bracknell or if we had a purge?󾌴"

"@AidanDuncombe: Bracknell taxi driver just dumped a load of rubbish onto my drive out his car! Went out & put it back through his window!"

"@morgancullllip:frustrates me that guys in Bracknell feel its ok to shout things out of their cars. Like yes I know Im fit but please stop"

"Bonnie Riley: Faccckin hell is it everyday boy racer meet up at point in bracknell"

"Cara: I'd like to see politicians spend less money on friggin flyers that clog my doorway & go straight in the bin #savetrees"

"@Tomaustin52_89: Decided to have lunch outside today in Bracknell town centre...never fails to amaze me how backwards the majority are!..."

If only every Waitrose had a view as good as this! Destruction of Bracknell finally nearly complete

UPDATED: A man has been shot in #Easthampstead #bracknell bracknellnews.co.uk/news/bracknell…

We're 20 minutes in and #SHPParty is heating up! Sunday's Child kick things off at the main stage! #bracknell

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