Hi friends, This thread has been compiled to ruin your day.

Another year, another example of a major tech firm blaming a hugely embarrassing failure on a single person. Reminds me of Telstra all over again: samnewman.io/blog/2016/02/1…. Plus ça change.

This is amazing.

look, honestly, I know I accepted the meeting request but you're not gonna believe this

"Docker Compose is now in the Docker CLI". Oh, I missed that information: ``` $ docker-compose -f myfile.yaml up -d Docker Compose is now in the Docker CLI, try `docker compose up` $ docker compose -f myfile.yaml up -d ```

Growing up I always thought Dennis as the bad guy in Jurassic Park, but years later, and especially now that I'm a programmer ... ah

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

a microservice is what you call it when, three years in, the original monolith programmer is tired of dealing with their own legacy code, tired of code review, and begins a greenfield project to recapture the feeling of working on their own once more x.com/ChrisAnnODell/…

This is a talk I've always wanted to exist…and now it does! "Functional Programming for Pragmatists" Diving into the *specific, observable tradeoffs* of functional programming compared to imperative. Not just my subjective opinions; objective facts! youtu.be/3n17wHe5wEw

If you are a multi billion dollar company and are concerned about log4j, why not just email OSS authors you never paid anything and demand a response for free within 24 hours with lots of info? (company name redacted for *my* peace of mind)

Little edited – Because we don’t move fast enough. – Why? – Because changing software has become difficult and risky. – Why? - because we don’t have trust that our changes will not break anything - Why? – Because we don’t write tests. - Why - we don’t have time. Read on!!

These 3D billboards are getting crazier by the day 🤯

new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"

🤷🏻‍♀️ not allowed to work from home

Spring Boot 3.1 will come with better integration with Testcontainers github.com/spring-project…

Sunday read. This is hilarious. Engineers are competing who creates the worst UI on Reddit. I think the winners are: 1/ Enter your phone number

When I say this is an unexpected move, I mean initially purchased killedbygoogle.com using Google Domains for the irony factor in September 2018. 😂