Been a very long time since I last tweeted. Had to keep my head down didn’t I?

Abit late, been a heavy one in the Nags Head, Merry Christmas, we have a sale on on my quality used second hand cars, pop down over the festive period, got Dels used Rolls Royce in

Either celebrate by buying a cheap car or commiserate by buying a cheap car.

Wish we were going on another Jolly Boys outing.

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Apparently Derek Trotter has some Trevor Francis tracksuits, from a mush, in Shephards Bush!

Trust Del to use my cottage in the woods for fishing and catch himself a mad man in the loose!

That damn dog had been in my aquarium again...anyone know where I can get some piranha!!!

Merry Christmas you lot. Got caterers in today to do the dinner, just hope Marlene stops Duke getting at the food!!

A photo taken during the filming of the original episode of Hole in One. RIP Lennard Pearce

Rodney; Oi Del, shall I get his balls? Del: You leave him alone! I don't want him waking up in a temper!

BREAKING: We're very excited to announce David Jason: My Life On Screen. A new three-part series coming to Gold later this year.

Old Elsie Partridge at it again I see!!

Marlene's on the telly today.Stop what you're doing for Loose Women 12.30pm ITV

These recorders I've had off Derek Trotter as usual, don't work!!!

Been off for a while, had to keep my head down, Driscoll brothers have been snooping around! If they ask, no ones seen me ok?! Oh and any tips to get rid of the smell of onions. Keep getting a smell of it since Derek Trotter left?!

Lovely morning, got some quality used cars for sale, got a lovely Skoda in if anyone’s interested, can do you a cracking deal