Sofa surfing blues Read: tl.gd/n_1somc2j

Narrows his eyes at Clint. "...What did you tell her?"

"You're my favorite red head, after Mary Jane Watson-- I'm a big fan of Annie." x.com/coeurvida/stat…

"If we're being technical, my last girlfriend left me because her husband got parole early."

"Let's just say I moved on quicker than you can say sofa surf." x.com/coeurvida/stat…

"I saw her in a production of Annie once. She's a rising star." x.com/coeurvida/stat…

[ Furiously in search of SL's]

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|| Would love to actually plot with you x.com/acerbicvalor/s…

"Hey, I know you." x.com/vigorousavidit…

"You're the blondie who does that talk show." He grinned. " 'm a big fan." x.com/vigorousavidit…

[In search of a literate Jessica Jones to do an SL with. Old school noire detective style. DM for more info]

"Do you ever wonder why Natasha never returns your calls? Me too buster."

Grumbles "Fathers day my ass."

"In annual tradition, this Father's Day I'd like to celebrate a year without a bastard kid on my plate."

"Happy not a father day."

"I hope you can keep up, Romanoff."

"You're getting a little pudgy." x.com/Cawism/status/…

❝Kiss your knuckles and watch the stars❞ Read: tl.gd/n_1sot2qp