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Bowtied Mutt

@bowtiedmutt

Mixed breed dog selling stuff on the internet | Yamborghini High class of 06

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calendar_today18-09-2020 02:39:45

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I’ve sold a handful of “things”. But building something start to finish that you can put your stamp on and sell, really does hit different. It’s magnitudes more difficult due to the need for perfection and dozens of other roadblocks, but incredibly rewarding

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🚨 DTC Brand Owners 🚨 What’s something you did/wish you did in the 11th hour of starting your biz? Any systems you wish you implemented? Any obvious fumbles you just over looked? I have been cooking and it is almost dinner time 😈😮‍💨 (most cringe thing I’ve ever said)

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Uncmaxxing > Looksmaxxing Brother, go to bed early Setup your tax structure Organize your closet Buy an expensive recliner Tell the waiter “we hated it” as you hand over your empty plate

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The NHL truly is the best league in the world. Where else are you going to get two guys on national television passing smelling salts back and forth like they’re in the handicap at Hakkasan and then go rip 100mph clap bombs at a goalies head? The absolute best

The NHL truly is the best league in the world. Where else are you going to get two guys on national television passing smelling salts back and forth like they’re in the handicap at Hakkasan and then go rip 100mph clap bombs at a goalies head? The absolute best
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Saturday morning vibes Trip to my barbershop that’s been in business since the 80s Latte at new local coffee shop run by a young couple Support your neighborhood

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Their product is causing chaos in one of America’s most populated cities and all will be fine by tomorrow. Just launch a product

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Finally opened my Sunday Showers from Black Friday to wrap up for gifts. I’ll preface by saying I fkn love this stuff but my brother Bowtied Edge, what is this contraption of a box that my order came in?? 😂😂

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Over the weekend I realized I hadn’t been charging sales tax to customers. Trust me, just start and you’ll figure it out along the way (or get indicted for tax evasion)

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As an aging man, you will either become bald or fat. By no means can you become both. And if you do, you must be rich. Do with this information what you will…

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So true. “I have 25 years of experience in capital markets, blah blah blah” How many of those 25 have you wanted to suck on the end of a 12 gauge?? Results > time in the game

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1) Stay by your wife’s side 99% of the evening. It’s great for pictures and makes you start your marriage off feeling like a unit 2) Videographer/photographer. The pictures and video will be legendary 3) every single guest should be special to you. If not, don’t invite them

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Been seeing this on the TL a bunch, but 2026 is giving off some amazing vibes. Have a feeling we’re going to see some incredible things this year

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The best part about going to the gym at 5 AM, apart from the health benefits and getting a kickstart on your day, is telling everybody that you went to the gym at 5 AM

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Going completely sober for at least the first 90 days of this year for personal reasons, and it’s been amazing. I highly recommend this to anyone, especially if you feel you are in a “funk” in life. That being said, conference season (drinking season) is around the corner so of

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If you are ever called a “Rockstar” at your w2, you are being severely underpaid. Boss called me a rockstar a few weeks ago, and I just discovered my direct peer makes > 45% more than I do. Can’t make this stuff up