being a millionare in the ozempic era and staying this big is a tremendous flex

Go to a supermarket in Dublin, Indian staff Go to a supermarket in Galway, Indian staff Go to a supermarket in London, Indian staff Go to a supermarket in Vienna, Indian staff Go to a supermarket in Mallorca, Indian staff Go to a supermarket in Fuerteventura, Indian staff Go to a

"We want the Epstein client list" no, you want to feel like there's a grand conspiracy you're trying to uncover because your life doesn't have any purpose.

“Salvatore” somehow manages to penetrate right to the heart of the Italian experience (a dreamlike melange of summer heat and sex and violence and gelato)

“You don’t even belong on this [planet]”

Bovril-Gesellschaft Curvy Girls With ARFID Can't Go Out For Sushi: A Curvy Girl TikTok Disease Feeder Romance

Is coming home after work to find a crow in your living room a good omen or a bad one? Just had to extract one and I could do with some spiritual consolation while I’m scrubbing crow shit out of the furnishings.

This could be us

Big up Bayliss. A brilliant arrival in the British right wing world in the last two years.

I have the opposite problem. Some weeks ago, I innocently asked Mrs Bovril what Brandy Melville was and now I strongly suspect she believes deep down that I have a teenage mistress.

Bill Burr has a black wife when white ones are literally free just walking around for you to pick from. He already got scammed on the biggest ticket item you’re ever going to acquire

Residents of Orc City enjoy a night out six months before the Orclamic Revolution. This is what the Orcatollahs stole from us.

Swag is for boys. Class is for men.

The Summer of Bovril

No, I love your Moon-Jupiter body, babe, the Saturnian ones scare me

Bovril-Gesellschaft I need a moon-jupiter body baddie to do galactic flips on my martian wiener.

After deep spiritual and esoteric meditation, I have come to the conclusion that the crow was an emissary from Woden to let me know that the All-Father smiles upon the Summer of Bovril.

Mrs Bovril has just asked me if she’s Bovrilian. Matters have taken an unexpected and perplexing turn.

Bovril-Gesellschaft Someday there will be a Left wing and Right Wing Bovrilism, and they will kill each other

Bovril-Gesellschaft Western women were quick to drop their 'refugees welcome' sentiment once female Orcs started turning up, for some reason.