Marco Rubio realizing he has to finish writing A Song of Ice and Fire.

got a buddy who is praying for world war 3 so he can win $390 on polymarket

Me suddenly realizing I get to watch football for two straight days now

CJ Stroud against the Patriots

Drake Maye out for the season with a broken ankle.

The Bills need to grab Bill Belichick #billsmafia

I’m loving weather twitter right now Everytime I refresh my feed it’s some colorful map of America, detailing a model I do not understand with the caption “I fear this is the one.” Or “Oh boy, buckle up.”

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

Me looking for the Patriots offense

My daughters door dasher bringing her a latte

Wishing the very best of luck to my Seahawks friends P-Thug and DaynaOG tonight! Not you, bottlerocket.

Robot falls on Cardi B after she gave it a lap dance.

.PFT Commenter I haven’t seen you root this hard for Patriots since January 6th

Josh Allen’s wife made the Super Bowl before he did

At least Mike Vrabel gets to keep his penis

UFO nerds rn

Old man Olympic hockey take: USA and Slovakia uniforms are too similar and should be changed at intermission like in Mighty Ducks 2. Thank you for your consideration #USA #Olympics #Old