Benito in the glasses and yankee fitted is differentttt 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Sorry can’t talk watching all the bad bunny for vogue content for the rest of the day bye

Apply pressure or leave me the fuck alone. It’s actually that simple.

Me: maybe now I have time to care about men

*men shoot*

Me: Nevermind I have better things to do fr

Can’t wait to just pop out with a video of my wedding. No prior discussion or photos of any man, just straight marriage vibes cause it’s so ugly out here 😂😂

The absolute most insaneeee shit happens at work and I really don’t know what’s worse the patients or the staff 😭😭😭 it’s truly the twilight zone in those trenches.

So many amazing date night opportunities and men still just ask you to come to their house to give them massages 😂😂😂

There’s also a blindfolded dining experience in nyc that I wanna try but also kinda scared 😂

I absolutely must go to this candlelit violin fleetwood mac tribute next week 🥲🥲

I know that’s right 😭

These huuuuuuuugeeeee bbls are getting so out of control all I can think about when I see these broads is that it’ll take 4-5 of us to roll them on a stretcher 🙁

I really took OT & instantly regretted it 😂 whatever I got trips to plan 🤙🏽

Had to take myself off those yellow red bulls cause of all the sugar but Im having one now for the first time in a while and maaannn 🥰

Se tornassi indietro nel tempo, ti amarei prima.

I’m a year round hot & iced coffee drinker, all depends on my mood during the day.

Year round hot coffee drinkers, unite!

No bc I’m going to see someone else in the same city, foh 😂😂

The only way! 🙌🏽

Cherry blossoms remind us not only of the beauty, but of the absolute transience of life 🌸