"I don't like to double text, I find it that I annoy the person so much” me:

when the lights go out at a gig and then the band comes on stage

rare photos of michael phelps birth

literally me

Didn't they tell you that I was a cabbage

*spends $5* me: I should have 34.62 left. checks account: your account balance is -$3.10

I AIN'T SORRY! I AIN'T SORRY!

When ur phone been dry af all day but the minute you decide to sleep people start hitting you up

idc what anyone says kim & kanye are such a gorgeous couple 😍

When you express ur feelings to someone and it didn't go as planned

THIS MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR

"Nobody has more respect for women than I do"-Donald Trump

Me before I get what I want VS. after I get what I want

anyone else wanna waste my fucking time in 2016? you have 32 days left

if this isn't the cutest thing youve seen all day.... 😍😍

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I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR TO TWEET THIS 🎄

Lost so many friends and so much money this year, tbh I only want my money back tho

When ur halfway through a test and realize ur gonna fail

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