Just thinking about the how the RC and WOTC both knew for a YEAR that jeweled lotus and mana crypt were going to get banned in commander, but still managed to print them as chase cards in multiple sets that released in that time.

Checks out.

If they ever do catch this dude, his legal defense GoFundMe is going to shatter records.

Melania with the Carmen SanDiego rizz like she's gonna steal the golden gate bridge or something

"But The Howling Salt Mine Podcast , what's salt?" "I'm glad you asked. Salt is frustration in the game. Maybe your spell got countered. Maybe your favorite MTG podcast ruined your life by convincing you to download Balatro and now you can't stop playing it like a goddamn addict."

Theres an interesting world here where the automated system fires Donald Trump for not replying, and it would be perfectly on brand tbh

Yeah no shit.

This CEO stuff is devastating. We need to approachit with some more empathy. I cant imagine how much my life would be ruined if people found out I was a fan of Coldplay.

That birthday card definitely looked like this right?

The Vikings have a bye this week, which makes this the sixth week TJ Hockenson hasn't done fuck all for my fantasy team.