Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s leaked email reminds me of the time I sent a very strongly worded letter to my local supermarket after I discovered they didn’t stock decaffeinated Earl Grey. I was so angry.

I’m so happy to finally announce that I’m staying at Brighton for another season. The main reasons are because I’ve just got to know my postman on first-name basis and and I’ve finally got to grips with the refuse/recycling collections.

Thank you Jürgen. My greatest memory of you was during the covid title run in when we faced a side with 6 players and their manager isolating. The words of strength you gave us as we took the field to be greeted by an empty arena was something that will stay with me forever.

People keep asking me for my prediction on the #FACupFinal. I think Man City are a better team than Man Utd. So my prediction is they’ll win 2-0. However, I’d love to see a 0-0. Cheers.

I am absolutely shocked that Kylian Mbappé joined Real Madrid. I did not see that one coming.

I think either England, Portugal or France will win #EURO2024. What about you?

I just said to Fabian Hürzeler It’s so funny you’re our new manager and yet you’re 7 years younger than me. He said Yes, James. Hopefully not awkward. I said Actually it is awkward. He said Are you joking? I said No.

I just text Gareth saying I have the answer to England’s problems… it’s 9 letters long, begins with a H and ends in an N. He replied saying What? So I replied with HENDERSON. He replied saying Not now James.

I’m loving the look of this England starting XI. Everyone playing in the exact positions I would picked myself. Buzzing.

What a half of football.

It’s coming home. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If Slovenia’s plan was to take Portugal to penalties, they probably should have practiced them.

If I was Gareth Southgate, I'd stick with Trippier at left-back and Foden at left-wing. I think they've been a really exciting duo at #EURO2024.

I just text Jurgen Klopp saying Guess what?, he’s not replied yet but when he does I’ll reply with It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. It’s going to be so funny.

Am I nervous for tonight's match against Netherlands? Well, I've just downed by 10th cup of tea of the day, so what does that tell you?

It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I’m so nervous I’m on my 20th cup of tea.

It feels good to be 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 player in Premier League history to play for 23 seasons.. I might really push the boat out tonight and have a glass of Ribena.

It may be #deadlineday but I won’t be leaving Brighton. I’ve just got on first name terms with the postman and I’m not going through all the upheaval of having to get to know another one.

Romerooo, what a way to finish the game. ✅ Headed shot on target (Winner @ 7.5) ✅ To have a headed shot (Winner @ 3.1) £15 stake and £68.50 returned on those. Let me know if you had a winner.