SYSC's release is THE album of the weekend idc

Me getting an email from my favorite coffee roaster saying they've collabed with The 😈🔥Hell🔥😈 Team 🏡 wasn't on my bingo card but this is hard af

Being in an office, white collar setting after no one in my immediate life working in such an environment ever. Then learning how to adapt (not too great or easy) into that environment & to code switch my usual slang/rhetoric.

Just got an email from one of my colleges for T*yl*r Sw*ft academic prompts for enhancement on pop culture & how it's applied in different ways from major to major

20 Years of Tears Tour: First tour of the new era, aprops it’s with all the homies. See you all this summer. VIP & Tickets on sale this Friday at 10am local.

I simply cannot say it the 'right way'

The Supreme Court effectively abolishes the right to mass protest in three US states trib.al/bDjjbYH

My friend at her bday dinner: when I'm out with you you always run into someone then we stay out late
Me not 10mins after her * her husband go home, I get a Snap message: Hey I saw your cohost at the bar are you here??

Debate kid meetup in 2024 at beauty bar went down wowow

For once, I went to bed before 2am & I missed the most unhinged messages from my friends in real time

Making my friends do a malort shot with me in downtown Naperville before I take the Metra home

‼️Hey Chicagoland homies‼️

My sister's, gf's brother dropped off his dog before going into the military, at my sister's place & this sweet lil dog is looking for a new home!

Her name is Maggie-not much info otherwise. If you'd like to adopt her plz DM or reply ty!

Was just informed that during the scene kid explosion apparently it caused an epidemic of sight (eye) issues for teens cause their fringes covered one eye, so the other was working over time???

And to fix it they all had patches on their eyes??? Hello???

*me trying to find a station playing a good song in the car*
My brother: don't worry I gotchu *starts playing the new jxdn Spotify session singles*

Me now v. The cozy corner couch in the campus library that I could def nap on, but I need to teach class in 20mins

Fall Out Boy x CARR RAT A TAT

🎥 dcd2records on Instagram

Me v. The finance bros not being quiet while in the quiet car on the Metra

I've discovered they own the Lizzie Borden house so legally I need to be hired

Just found a PR gig for a ghost tour/hunting company & I feel like I could make that pivot v easily