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Never had musaka before, this shiz is bussin’ bussin’

I feel the need— the neeeed to breed 😎🍆 *Alexa, play Danger Zone*

Happy Easter; yes, you should call him ❤️

My girl offered me felatio for a pizza 1. Should I be concerned? 2. What pizza should i get her?

I wonder, if I bang a Chinese gal, am i just gonna be horny an hour later?

Habaneros have a special place in my heart. It is from this special place that they proceed to burn the living shit out of my insides.

Have i learned my lesson about hot peppers? Absolutely fucking not, bring me the damn spicy. I want max bowel pain!

Update: After consuming 2-3 habaneros with every meal for a week i am resistant to fire damage and gain a +1 on saving throws for poison.

Musings of an adult novel - “Her butthole puckered as it accepted the head of his slightly above average dong. Much like popping a cherry tomato into focaccia dough…”

Some days i just wake up and want some head in a Target Parking lot…

Alright, i’m a believer. Im gonna stream me eating a whole watermelon a day for a whole month. Comment what ya’ll think will happen?

Ah shit, my algo is all fucked up.. it’s all Dr Seuss rhymes and porn

Honestly, day 2 of this whole vegan thing and i really don’t mind the constant diarrhea

IML Weekend; Could i be a leather daddy? #IML2025

New breath play vid: watch his face turn 50 shades of purple and pass out DM me codeword: Purple

Spindrift tastes like if you leave school cafeteria orange juice out in the sun, drink it, then Demi Lovato farts in your mouth. That's it. That's the Tweet.

If i threw an """"Event"""" for Chicago Pride, who would show up? Like Comment Retweet...