Deliverance Us afrom Eva. #horriblemoviemashups

The Color Purple Rain #horriblemoviemashups

A poor boy from Prague finds a banking slip with no specified amount of money scrawled upon it. Wild antics soon take place in, BLANK CZECH.

Girl, you're like the strawberry portion in a gallon tub of Neapolitan ice cream. Everyone has touched you, but in the end, you're alone.

I want to invent a machine that after you put clothes from the dryer in, they get folded. I'll name it "mom"

Jake Busey's childhood nightmare.... a Scary Gary A-Busey

You ever been so hungover that you just want to drink the shower?

It's one thing to get your girlfriend a gift card for Christmas. but to get her a gift card to Lane Bryant?..... challenge accepted.

So it's totally appropriate to walk into stranger's houses and break their shit while eating the hearts of my enemies to stay alive? #zelda

If there isn't any blood on the toilet paper, I AM NOT DONE WIPING!!!!!

Some chick came into my work with yoga pants and cellulite....... ass looking like a star crunch

willing to bet when God made Morgan Freeman, while sprinkling freckles on his face, he playfully whispered, "who's my little cupcake boy?"

This big fat fuck comes wobbling in with some bright red pants on, and a yellow poncho...... looking like a box of mcdonald's french fries.

time to get into the Christmas spirit by watching my favorite holiday movies such as Die Hard, Die Hard, Die Hard, Die Hard, and Die Hard.

Middle Aged Man: I'm looking for a moscato. The one my mom likes. Me: I don't know your mother. *does somersault out of frame*

"My wife is allergic to sulfites" ..... no, your wife is an alcoholic and you're a pussy. Stand up for yourself you battered fuck.

Undercooked sausages are the wurst

Thanks Brett Mounce... silly me and my grammatical errors

Pregnant lesbians are eating for 2

Obese woman at the food court licking gravy off her hand. #FatGirlStigmata