Announce 2-0 #Pompey

It's about time we saw some white smoke from the. Vatican #pompey

Georges, just pull that plug on Peggy. Absolutely humourless!!! #MAFSUK

Maybe they all need an egg in 'em 🤣 #MAFSUK

Probably time for the "experts" to have their own commitment ceremony #MAFSUK

Has Erica ever wondered if Jordan might be the problem? #mafsuk

Hope Cassandra’s dad didn’t waste that speech on a sham wedding #MAFSAU

Jack with his hair down looks like a knock off Fabio from Wish #MAFSAU

Has Kemi Badenoch decided that putting out the bin fire that is the Tories might not be what she wants to be doing with her life? Rather than quit, she's now rapidly torpedoing herself below the water line with her mouth?

I'm foomin!!! #MAFSUK

If Tommy Robinson isn’t a far right bigot then why doesn’t Nigel Farage support him and speak out for him? Farage isn’t that daft, that’s why. And Farage knows exactly what Robinson is.

That Ipswich equaliser is already the best thing I’ve seen all season.

Character win!!! #pompey

Don’t fall in love with loan players 🤞🏻 #pompey

We won’t be seeing Will Still at Fratton Park…overhyped, angry gamer!!! #pompey

This ref is an absolute shocker!!! #pompey

Absolute pure Pompey there. Lose to Sheff Weds, who can’t buy a win, draw with Watford, who can’t win away and then beat top of the league and unbeaten Middlesborough!!! #pompey

Absolutely sick of these refs!!! #pompey

Styles make fights 🙄 #pompey

Looks like it's gonna be a long winter if we don't sort this crap out #pompey