Well done Dortmund.

‘Sizeable budget’. Very good. 🙄

2 spare tickets for hearts this weekend. Payments must be made into our CSC business account in advance 🍀

Area 410
Row Z
Seat 3
33 quid

Area 410
Row AA
Seat 10
20 quid

Celtic Spares North Curve Spares

One of the shittest commentators I’ve ever heard, but aye, you were punted because of woke. Daftie.

Homer Simpson was happy 11 seconds into this

James Forrest ending up in the Euros squad this summer

Another very difficult watch Celtic Football Club but we take the win and move on. Get James Forrest preserved in a jar for next week. Wee man needs to stay fit at all costs.

Cheer for the shout out pal! That world wide sound could be from our Kiwi fiddler! 🤣

The perfect accompaniment to your Saturday morning coffee. Check out this excellent mix of tunes.

THREE brand new tunes on the bounce now: The Spase 'Anything other than you'; The Catchmen 'Hangover'; and theluckydoves 'Mama's Boy' 👍 #NewMusicFriday #NewMusic2024

Why Scottish football is unrivalled, part 394 ⚽️

Let's do this again tonight people! 9am onwards featuring #NewMusic from Dirty Slippers A Certain Ratio Jane Weaver Adult DVD HOUSE Of ALL The Spase theluckydoves and The Catchmen plus some old classics! #internetradio #FridayVibes #AlienDay

Doing this is going to make my twitter experience slightly better today. Hopefully this utter shite chat ends soon.

In 2004, Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called 'Strut' in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is 'me wan da poonani.'

This almost makes me want to join TikTok. What an utter master. Two types of bacon in a fry up though. Wow! 🤤

Delicious.

Brendan being Brendan.

Never great having a penalty shoot out when you’ve no cunt you can trust taking a penalty.

Could be the worse game Scales has ever had for us.